If you can't tell, this previously was an industrial sized roll of toilet paper that we found in our bathroom when removing the old vanity. Now it is a huge mess. And please ignore the fact that our master bedroom flooring is carpet pad, sans carpet. That is scheduled to change.
"Blaise, what did you do!?"
"Nothing. My cars did it. The toilet paper was bad!"
It doesn't appear that the terrible twos will be ending anytime soon.